Chocolate covered
cause of a caffeine seizure;
the expresso bean
Monday, June 30, 2003
Tuesday, June 24, 2003

Haikus by guest artist.
bill schwader.
Warning Explicit Content.
Rocking the Suburbs the speakers where loud his rock radio was on wind blowing his hair |
Dark nights suck you totally suck he yelled into the dark night he slammed the door |
Civil Disobedience I will start a blog she screams, "YOU WILL NOT START A BLOG" I will start a blog |
Hungry Man Hungry Man in Stove She's nowhere in the house. where's my dinner bitch. |
Missed the Mark Piss in the toilet I missed the toilet again Yellow stain on the floor |
Thong I'm wearing my thong I stand in the rooms' doorway Take me now she says |
Nursery Rhyme Haiku
an itsy spider
he went up the water spout
and he died climbing.
--ryan
little miss muffet
sat on her big ass tuffet
eating curds and whey
--bill