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Monday, June 30, 2003

Chocolate covered

cause of a caffeine seizure;

the expresso bean


Familiar Water Ring


there's comfort contained

in the burning sedation

of the cool liquid


slight, frail, and stoic.

her arms crossed; boney fingers

grip arms in comfort.


Tuesday, June 24, 2003




Haikus by guest artist.
bill schwader.


Warning Explicit Content.









Rocking the Suburbs


the speakers where loud

his rock radio was on

wind blowing his hair
 

Dark nights suck


you totally suck

he yelled into the dark night

he slammed the door
 

Civil Disobedience


I will start a blog

she screams, "YOU WILL NOT START A BLOG"

I will start a blog
 

Hungry Man


Hungry Man in Stove

She's nowhere in the house.

where's my dinner bitch.
 

Missed the Mark


Piss in the toilet

I missed the toilet again

Yellow stain on the floor
 

Thong


I'm wearing my thong

I stand in the rooms' doorway

Take me now she says
 


Nursery Rhyme Haiku



an itsy spider

he went up the water spout

and he died climbing.

     --ryan



little miss muffet

sat on her big ass tuffet

eating curds and whey

     --bill

Friday, June 20, 2003

fajita's for lunch

and a margarita too,

please don't tell my boss

move pointer. move. damn!

the mouse's pointer stops short

i need a new mouse

light clings to freedom

the turbulent clouds gather

suffocating day

my license plate sucks.

it flew off my car today

sorry tailgaiter.

Thursday, June 19, 2003

And now the world premiere of the site that
will be come known as the



web site with haikus ...

a lot of cool haikus and ...

cool stuff and ... haikus


A night at coors field



bring umbrellas too

when you come to watch baseball

i like to keep dry



Man's Inhumanity to woman



paypal hates amy

not the normal kind of hate

but the nazi kind



Stormy Romance



our love remains charged

with an electrical pulse

between our four lips



Bright Days



what is more sunny

my days with or without you

the answer is with



my favorite thing...



you, my favorite

wrapped up in beautiful string

but not brown paper