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Wednesday, September 24, 2003

Compassionate Capitalists

I am not a "Red"

Call me a Keynesian

it should "Trickle Down"



Competition fuels

fires of innovation;

engines of progress



It encourages

hard work and strong discipline;

for the common good



but what of the "haves"

it's not a crime in itself

let God give you wealth



what of the "have-nots"

their wage is inadequate

to feed their children



God gives and he takes

"Haves" are not the "owners"

just distributers.



Do not rob our God.

Give your tithes and offerings

let it "Trickle Down"

Holy Market Place

Tell me, what married

Capitalists to Jesus;

Others to Satan



What biblical law

says that businesses should grow

whatever the cost



And when did Jesus

become a commodoty

sold on the market




Old Testament Capitalism

Egypt was built on

the backs of the Hebrews

cheap labor is key



Friday, September 19, 2003

Blog Wars

nothing is sacred

see i'm not that creative

when it comes to posts



so for lack of it,

creativity that is

I resort to this



declaring blog wars

this should get interesting

haikus only please



What Would my Friends Say

Hey, "clue-in, buddy"

Replied the sad bitter man

To a funny blog

  -a




part competition

makes things more interesting

love and peace get old

  -e


stranger who refrains

from the competition here

should refrain from posts

  -cp

What Would Michael Savage Say

this world is full of

red diapered doper babies

fear revolution


Friday, September 12, 2003

I can't compete

Crazy Mofos: Haiku Reviews

Trophy

i love tournaments

where they give last place trophies

cause i suck at golf

Thursday, September 11, 2003

Indirectly Spoken For

i know this redhead

who thinks she has privacy

in her farming town



that's unfortunate

non californian's talk

about her new man



well not really yet

they haven't gone out again

on the first big date



i'll say no more... she's

indirectly spoken for

and i've been blatant

Monday, September 08, 2003

Amusement Park

they walk close, in step

hands brush accidentally

two secret smiles



lips move in laughter

eyes meet accidentally

secret hearts pounding



sitting side-by-side

hand rests accidentally

muscles tense inside



arms swinging in step

entwined accidentally

the secret is out





Tuesday, September 02, 2003

Asteroid Heading for Earth

we're going to die

i'm sorry that's just the facts

the news told me so.



despite little chance

the truth must be reported

and i do my part



irresponsible?

nah, the masses need to fear

it sells more copies...



i'll be in the line

for the Y - 2 - k fourteen

media mudslide



they'll construct bunkers

and store up water and food

and lose all their hope



and we'll do our part

and paint armageddon signs

and line our pockets



We're all going to die