Pirates! - CBS Survivor

I like Survivor

If you don't then you're lying

or in a closet



16 Castaways

Live on the Pearl Islands

in the Pacific




These islands are the

Grave of many a merchant;

By swords of Pirates

Voted Off

I was sad to see

Scoutmaster Lil get snuffed out

on the show this week



She just lost a hook...

So what; she can't tie a knot

At least she worked hard

The Morgan Tribe

What do you expect

When you drop trou the first week

Who wants to see that?



Well I think I know

You need the token gay guy

to provide the sparks

The Drake Tribe

Rupert should win it

he's a troubled teens mentor

and he has a beard



although that temper

makes me think his job is self

perpetuating

Credits

Wait, is it just me,

have we not met the silent

four members of Drake?



new faces were at

the immunity challenge

watch yourself Rupert